“I have a very serious question: Have conservatives ever done anything positive for this country?”

“Rev. Jones, what part of ‘Thou shalt not be infringed’ do you not understand?”

“I want to thank you for printing the Journeys stories in the Sunday papers. They are heartwarming, as well as informative. We have a lot of interesting people living in Thomasville and I look forward to reading about them each week.”

“Why not legalize marijuana in Grady County? You can get it any time, any day — easy.”

“I so appreciate Aaron Stolarik and his columns. I was so uplifted by his column in Sunday’s paper. It’s encouraging to know that there are Christians of all ages committed to showing God’s love to others for the sake of knowing him personally,”

“So Chris Christie has lost 100 pounds since having lap-band surgery? Well, he didn’t lose his bad attitude.”

“TV’s coverage of the missing airliner may be a little over the top but, after all, it is the biggest mystery of all time that involves a plane.”

“I don’t begrudge  Michelle Obama for constantly going on vacations. However, why can’t she go to Barwick, Pavo or Boston? Why does it always have to cost so much?”