Deceitful tongue

“I’ve got a name for Kerry. He’s the silver-tongued devil. He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. He continues to flip-flop.”



What happened?

“Where did Rally’s go? What happened to them?”



Fix streets

“In 2000, we voted for a SPLOST for shiny new fire trucks and new firehouses. If we don’t fix these roads that the SPLOST also was supposed to support, we will have some torn-up brand new fire trucks. Let’s fix our streets. They’ve gone up on our property taxes and we still have bad roads.”



See the light

“Poor, poor, Martha Stewart. All she needs is to stay in our roach-infested prison preparing meals for 170 inmates a day, and I promise she would see the light.”



Disgrace

“We parents need to sign a petition to keep our kids locked up until they learn to keep their pants up. This is such a disgrace. We need to get our kids back to normal.”



Indecent

“I have a problem with these teens that want to wear the pants hanging halfway down and showing their boxer shorts. Restaurants have a policy — no shirts, no shoes, no service. People should not be allowed to go around showing their boxer shorts. It’s indecent, and something should be done about it.”



Glad for Cairo

“I’m glad Cairo is doing better this year, but it’s a shame that they had to drop into a lower division to accomplish it.”



Get ready

“Kerry will raise taxes.”



Second term

“I hope the Bush-Cheney team will get a second term so they can finish wrecking the U.S. economy.”



Good job

“Bush did a good job of bringing us together during 9-11. Kerry is a liar and Bush is not.”



Too high

“It’s ridiculous to have sales tax on your utilities bill. My utilities are higher than rent. We are paying for the new city building.”



Why?

“I’ve moved back to Tallahassee because the Thomasville police profile too much. Something should be done. Every time I go to court, there are always the three same officers there. Why?”



Long wait

“At some drive-ins, the people move so slow inside the business. The line is so long that you have to cut your car off.”





Iraq was better

“Iraq was better off with Saddam Hussein.”