THOMASVILLE — “Man did not create marriage. God created marriage when he made Adam and Eve. I can talk about Jesus anywhere I want to. If anybody doesn’t like it, they can put me in the jail or under the jail. I am not denying my God.”



“I’m an avid Georgia Bulldogs fan, been one since the early 1970s. What is it with these kids who get these free scholarships and they can’t stay out of trouble? Maybe we need to start drawing the line a little harder when they get in trouble. It’s starting to get out of hand, and it’s at all colleges. My daughter is going to the local tech school. She has to pay for part of her education and is struggling and having to work while these athletes are getting free rides. Mark Richt, you need to tighten the reins. It’s getting like the Jim Donnan days.”



“Congratulations to the Thomasville Bulldogs for a good game Friday night even though you didn’t win.”

“You can view the animals at the Thomasville-Thomas County Humane Society by going to www.petango.com. Then just follow the prompts after you click on ‘dogs’ or ‘cats.’”



“The Times-Enterprise took a cheap shot at Maryland’s Fried Chicken. I’m cancelling my subscription.”



“Please stop smoking when you go through a drive-through restaurant. That is very disrespectful. We would also appreciate it if you would quit talking on your cell phone so we could get your order right and you won’t think we’re an idiot because you are an idiot for being on the phone.”



“Thanks, Thomasville, for not playing Cairo. We’ve got the Syrup Pitcher and you can’t get it back until you play us. Put us back on the schedule.”



“To the person complaining about Hurricane Katrina: Think about it. That could have been us.”



“Once again, it is good to be a Yellow Jacket!



“After watching the Thomasville Bulldogs play Lovett and Central, I can certainly see why Cairo turned tail and ran. They didn’t want any part of Thomasville. I hope they enjoyed playing a first-year team that had never played football instead of Thomasville. Cairo turned their tail and ran.”



“I’m getting a little disgusted with this Sunday paper. If it wasn’t for the coupons and sales papers, there wouldn’t be much of a Sunday paper, and half the time my Parade isn’t even in there. Can we get a little more news in there?”



“Something needs to be done about the dilapidated houses and overgrown lots in Thomasville. It is a disgrace.”



“I’d like to thank Sheriff Powell and his deputies for doing a great job at the football game Friday night. TPD needs to learn it is not in the business to make a profit. It is in the business to serve.”



“This is very unusual, but I am getting upset. Where can we go eat where the waitresses and waiters dress decently. These days the waitresses wear shorts, even the managers wear shorts. They used to wear nice uniforms. If I’m offending somebody, I’m sorry. I just want to know if there’s another place to go.”



“If you are tired of New Orleans and the tragedy of 1,800 lives lost during Katrina, then don't listen to the news. You probably did not care when it happened, either.”



“If you have any doubt that there is an epidemic of ignorance, just read Rant and Rave. It will remove all doubts. The liberals here give me a good chuckle to start my day.”



“What does Glenn Beck want to restore our country to? The 1950s when bigotry and wife beating were acceptable.”



“Trickle down economics does not work. It squeezes out the middle class.”



“I went to Laurel Hill Cemetery to put flowers on my mother’s grave as it was her birthday. I was embarrassed to see the condition of the cemetery.”